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Contact: Don Shipley,
former US Navy SEAL
Extreme SEAL Experience
Phone  757-572-7203



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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:  Extreme Seal Experience now specializes and welcomes transgenders, transsexuals, homosexuals and all gays to ExtremeSEALExperience.US training.

(Public displays of affection between SEAL candidates acceptable between trainees if not conflict with training evolutions.)

Don Shipley, a former US Navy SEAL has announced that Extreme SEAL Experience training in Virginia is now open to people and genders of all sexual persuasions.  Shipley says, “Now that homosexual and transgender marriage is legal in Virginia it is time for the military community to welcome these warriors as well.  Therefore, I am opening reaching out to the gay, lesbian, transgender and transsexual community to come to EXTREME SEAL EXPERIENCE training 324 GALLBUSH RD, CHESAPEAKE, VA

  Shipley continues, “Homosexuals have the right to marry just as any other citizen in Virginia.”  Bostic v. Schaefer 760 F.3d 352 (4th Cir. 2014)
So every Saturday night, if homosexual couples requests it, we will conduct a gay wedding right here on the training ground of EXTREME SEAL EXPERIENCE at 324 GALLBUSH RD, CHESAPEAKE, VA 23322”http://cdn.lightgalleries.net/4bd5ec0b38064/images/seals_006-2.jpg


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Diane Shipley "Honey, does this rifle make my ass look fat?"

In full compliance with Federal and Virginia civil Rights to Homosexuals Don Shipley and eXtreme Seal eXperience welcomes homosexuals, lesbians, transgenders and all their activities. They are fully integrated with all the other half naked men who attend Don Shipley eXtreme SEAL eXperience Don Shipley and the young smooth slender dudes "no young man seXually molested in the making of this video" 
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video: Hitler disapproves of Exteme SEAL Experience Don Shipley opening up to homosexuals, transexuals and transgenders
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Special Note: 3 way boy-man seX at American Legion campo NOT related to eXtreme Seal eXperience click  Really.  That is the truth.
Don Shipley, American Legion Man-Boy 3 way sex not connected in any way.
Ignore the sexually suggestive homosexual type
pictures as it is NOT a camp for homoseXual activity with young, smooth, muscular young
dudes/men. eXtreme Seal eXperience

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Former US Navy SEAL and attorney Daniel A. Bernath said, "As a former SEAL, it is good that Don Shipley follows the law and admits these half naked homosexuals and transgenders to Don Shipley's eXtreme SEAL eXperience. He should make a video of all their night maneuvers at Don Shipley's eXtreme SEAL eXperience and sell it as "Transgender SEALS gone Wild".


eXtreme seal eXperience welcomes all transgenders and homosexuals as required by Virginia law: "Yes, there's nothing like a good-smelling man," said John dreamily.

Suddenly we were all very uncomfortable and there was a lot of throat-clearing and coughing and we all walked a few paces farther apart.

Then John started to make a great and pathetic show of noticing the women as they passed.
"Why, that little heifer would give a man some strong sons," John said in a booming and falsely masculine voice. "A man could surely plant some seed there, he could."
—Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

"I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo heterosexual!"
Tom Servo, mocking Watney Smith in Outlaw Of Gor

Jay: Yo, man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. (Silent Bob gives Jay a surprised look)

Jay: ... Dude, not all the time!
My name is Olaf Peterson. I am very good in bed.
eXtreme seal eXperience welcomes all transgenders and homosexuals as required by Virginia law: I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT!!!! I WILL NOT BE VEERED IN ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!

Roku: Here I am, practicing fighting with Sozin!
Aang: Wow! You guys were friends?
Roku: Yes. Friends. Totally friends. In conclusion: friends. I liked a girl! See?
Sozin: Right now, we have it all right here in the Fire Nation. We have lots of money, success, and privileges, and you now have a hot wife.
Roku: Once again proving that I am straight.

eXtreme seal eXperience welcomes all transgenders and homosexuals as required by Virginia law: Sozin: Our undeniable heterosexuality aside...
I like girls.
"On the whole, though, it's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls... I mean, as it used to be... I'm not gay!"

The Cat: Wilson-- cover my back.


eXtreme seal eXperience welcomes all transgenders and homosexuals as required by Virginia law: Santana: I honestly don't know what I was thinking...could you stop staring at me, I can't remember my locker combo.
Glee, "Original Song"
"I'm straight. I'm straight!"
"I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, but you can't because she is in Canada."
Rod, Avenue Q
eXtreme seal eXperience welcomes all transgenders and homosexuals as required by Virginia law: "Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but for the record — if anyone out there still cares — I'm not actually gay."
John Watson, Sherlock

US Attorney begins investigation of criminal menacing veterans to suicide-target Jonn Lilyea, American Legion, Mark C. Seavey, former enlisted man Terrence B. Hoey FEMA .

Senior Master, Machinist Mate, Most Exhaulted Honorary Chief Petty Officer Daniel A. Bernath, awarded Honorary NAVY SEAL at Don Shipley's Correspondence, Weekend and Night School Extreme $EAL Experience for cube-dwelling wage-slaves with low self esteem and are willing to enrich Don $hipley about three grand.

"I'm delighted" said Chief Petty Officer-Navy SEAL Daniel A. Bernath, "I've already been awarded several billion dollars in federal contracts and got laid repeatedly by showing off my Don Shipley SEAL tattoo and telling the ho-s in Virginia that I'm a Navy SEAL."
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/navy-tattoos/navy-seal-closeup-tattoo.jpg "Don $hipley pinned on my gold-toned Trident, tattooed my back and then gave me choice of Don Shipley polyester commemorative "hat."
"I especially liked the buffet bunch of not-too-Extreme SEAL Experience" stated Navy SEAL Daniel A. Bernath, "but with the transsexuals like Terence B. Hoey FEMA
("Tranny Bar? Did someone say Tranny bar?" ) giving massages after a hard day on the 'obstacle course' was creepy-so I pushed the short shit to the deck."  "I turned away rather than see discharged enlisted man Terence B. Hoey FEMA cry like a little girl...AGAIN", Chief Daniel A. Bernath SEAL, majestically declared.


Not so Extreme SEAL Experience Don Shipley for cube-dweller-wage-slaves with low self esteem

http://sociologyisascience.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/fat-man-little-gun-500x375.jpegFire automatic weapon$!  ($tudent in front of Extreme $EAL Experience Fitness $enter)

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for video of Not so Extreme SEAL Experience Don Shipley*
$EE poser Mark C. Seavey as a Civil War General*
Extreme SEAL EXPERIENCE obstacle course of Death


"honey, does this trophy make my ass look fat?"

  Its not over till the Fat Lady Sings!
"Make it through our Extreme SEAL Experience before the other cube-dwelling-wage-slaves and your name will forever be on our "Trophy of Men with Low Self Esteem" says Diane Shipley.

The Don $hipley Extreme SEAL EXPERIENCE guarantee "NEVER be touched by any other Jerkoff... Kick Some Ass."Don $hipley, Owner, Extreme $EAL Experience" Don Shipley sues some poor "jerkoff" because nobody is $igning up for Don $hipley's Extreme $EAL Experience
Each graduate of the Not so Extreme SEAL experience get a certificate signed by Don Shipley and Fatso:

|_| I'm a SEAL, lets fuck
|_| I'm a SEAL, award me a contract
|_| I'm a SEAL, give me that bad assed tattoo, hat and bumper sticker
|_| I'm a SEAL, so I was once "somebody" but now and forever I am just an Ex-SEAL working as a wage-slave-cube-farm dweller
|_| I'm a SEAL, and I killed
a. Bin Laudin,
b. was on grassy knoll in Dallas,
c. many, many, many people I killed but all secret missions I can't tell you about
Signed Scott Hughes never in combat, "No, Thank God, I’m one of the lucky ones"
Marine Paul S. Szoldra "I never fired my weapon"
Navy sewer-pipe sailor Randy Ryder New Hampshire "2 underwater cruises from Bangor to Bangor" and once I got the clap in PI.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Zo3cHsfxGW4/Te40wz2lCOI/AAAAAAAAAQg/yQVXCT9Rt8I/s400/Jesse%2BVentura.jpgJesse Ventura SEAL our last graduation speaker



http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1928617.1409872841!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/seal5n-5-web.jpgExclusive interview and self inflicted wound photo fold out with SEAL

Christopher Heben
from his jail cell.

Tips on how to "Lie Like Lilyea to the cops about Black Folk shooting you in the gut and angry Georgians
http://www.acc.af.mil/shared/media/ggallery/webgraphic/AFG-060425-006.jpgNext months issue: "if you shoot yourself, do you still get the Purple Heart and Navy Cross?"
Funeral pictures Navy SEAL "Geno" Clayton who shot off his head at 2am with bar ho cause he thought "gun unloaded"
The SEAL CODE, Don Shipley explains how the SEAL CODE lets you make death threats across state lines and get away with it!        


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