
Marine Guard Protests; If I was wounded, I wasn't wounded there!
Over the last two hundred years US Marines and
US sailors have teased each without end.. But in the end, we are brothers. One
marine had transferred onto the
ship after having been wounded during a
firefight in Vietnam. A female celebrity came aboard and he was assigned to
escort her everywhere. There he was in his marine dress blues with his purple
heart and the pretty celebrity. Of course this caused a little resentment
amongst the white hats. It was if the brass thought that if this marine didn’t
guard her we would "lose control" near her. We were not out to sea
that long for that to happen.
Scuttlebutt was that he was transferred to sea
duty because he had been wounded in a very private area and that's why he got the
"escort duty." Everyone on board "Knew" the truth. One day,
he was cleaning his rifle and I was talking to another marine across the space
and I quietly said to my buddy, another Marine, "is it true what they say about him. He got his
balls shot off in Vietnam and that's why he got sea duty?" My friend
snorted and said, "hay grunt, come here, listen to this squid" . (We
respectfully called them "jarheads" and they affectionately called us
"squids.")
I didn’t want to repeat myself as he came over...but two marines can be persuasive. "Is it true you got your balls shot off in Vietnam and that's why you got sea duty? Everyone on board is saying that." He said, "hell no its not true. No wonder everyone is looking at me funny!"
Daniel A. Bernath PH2
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Rifle Inspection onboard the USS Yorktown, 1956. Gunny SGT.
Ralph Pollack doing inspection. Left to right is George Ross, Ray De Groot.

USS Yorktown Marines, Weapons Training in the Philippines 1956
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Lord Mayor of Portsmouth England and First Lt. Aiken
inspecting the
Yorktown's Marine Detachment
Yorktown's Hanger Deck
Raymond J. Buss, MarDet, Cpl
Leaving San Francisco
Think it was 1965 we were leaving San Francisco and standing at the front of the
flight deck in formation all of the Marines were watching as we went under the
Golden Gate bridge and looking at a huge fog bank just beyond it. We kept hoping
they would secure from Quarters for leaving port real quick.
All of the brass on our Dress Blues (buttons, buckles, etc) were highly polished
and had no protective coating on them.
We were well into the fog bank when they finally secured from Quarters for
leaving port.
Our brass was the shade of green you don't want to know about. Took us three or
four days to polish them back.
Why hold quarters so long? I don't know but I have a feeling it was up to some
Bosun that had been a guest of our six cell Brig. Maybe a bit of pay back. We
always secured as soon as the Lady had cleared the Golden Gate Bridge. No
matter, I always felt it a privilege to serve on a ship with her history.
USS Yorktown Marines at parade rest as the "Fighting Lady"
enters Rio de Janeiro just in time for "carnival" in 1969.
Background is
Sugar Loaf Mountain
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Marines and sailors
Can't we all just GET ALONG?
I was just watching the John Wayne Movie "In Harms Way." on t.v.
It reminded me that back on the Yorktown we all gathered in the Hanger Bay to
watch the movie on a screen. As you remember at the start of the movie John
Wayne is the Captain of a cruiser and he hears a noise in his cabin so he starts
talking to who he thinks is his XO.
Turns out it is his US Marine
orderly, wearing his dress uniform, nicely pressed, standing at his door at
attention.
In the movie John Wayne looks at the Marine and says "Oh its just you.
I'll have ham and eggs for breakfast."
When we were watching the movie on the hanger bay HUNDREDS OF YORKTOWN
SAILORS BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THAT LINE. I suppose the handful of Marines
watching the movie with us on the Yorktown hanger deck were mortified!
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Many people believe that the services don't get along because they really don't speak the same language.
Here's an example; So the President orders the Chief of Staff to go out and "secure" a building.
The Marine Corps Commandant, gets the Navy to bombard the building from off shore, then the Marines land by helicopter, fly through the windows, storm every room with bayonets attached to their M16's and thus "secures" the building.
The Fleet Admiral has his sailors clean all "spaces", wax the floors, lock it up nicely and thus "secures" the building.
The
Air Force General, takes out a three year lease with an option to buy and thus
"secures" the building.
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So
the Yorktown sailor was arguing with the Marine in a bar in Yokoska,
Japan. The Marine said..."when we drill, all you hear is 'click,
click, click'.
"Really"", says the Yorktown sailor, "when we have inspection on the flight deck and the order is "RIGHT FACE", all you can hear is click, click, jingle, jingle."
The Marine looks confused, "what do you mean "click, click, jingle, jingle."
"You know," says the Yorktown seaman, "all those medals we have to wear."
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Navy - We call them "Helo's"
Army - They call them "Choppers"
Air Force - They call them "Whirly Birds"
Marines you ask? - Well they point to the sky and call them "UGH-UGH-UGH!"
Happy Birthday US Marine Corps
Marines from the Yorktown Marine Detachment sternly march from Hangar Bay One to HB2 for their birthday cake cutting ceremonies Friday, November 8, 1968. Moments before, Capt. Fifield, Yorktown's Commanding Officer and Marine Corp Detachment CO Tom Collins presented speeches.
US Navy Photo by Photographers Mate Petty Officer 2nd Class Daniel A. Bernath
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On some air bases the Air Force and Army is on one side of the field and Navy and Marine Corps aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If its an Air Force plane it is three o clock in the afternoon. If it is an Army plane, it is 1500 hours.
If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's 'the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the three."
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A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service is best. The fight was so heated, that they killed each other.
Soon,
they found themselves in Heaven. They see St. Peter walk by and ask him: "Which
Branch of Service is the best?"
St. Peter replied: "I can't answer that. But, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him."
Some time later the three see St. Peter again and ask him if he was able to find the answer. Suddenly, a dove landed on St. Peter's shoulder. The dove was carrying a note in it's beak. St. Peter opened the note and read it out loud to the three fellows:
"Gentlemen: All the Branches of the Service are 'Honorable and Noble.' Each one of you has served your country well. Be proud of that."
(signed) GOD, USN (Ret)
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RayBuss-MarDet-Cpl-64-66
Unrequited passion of young men on board US Navy warships. Don’t blame the
Marines. We would never do anything like that. Marines are honorable and can
wait until we get to a port to release our animal instincts. A cut above the
normal "horny" squid that spent all his money the first night in port raising
prices for everyone else.
Remember finding two females in the air duct just outside the NCO quarters in 66
on a return to Long Beach from San Francisco. Nice set up-cot and
blankets-sailors bringing food from the chow line.
Turned over to the Long Beach police on arrival at Pier E in Long Beach. Nice
try. For the women-they never "ratted" on the sailors.
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R G. Wells, Sailor and Marine
smuggling girls on the CVA 10
One time we were tied up in Yokosuka harbor. Some of the photo lab guys brought
two girls aboard and set them up in the 02 level photo storage room.
They had it all fixed up for the cooks to feed them and even close to a head so
they could keep tidy.
They were there for a day or so but when the ship was going to leave, the
Marines checked out who came onto the ship and who left. The girls did not
leave.
A compartment by compartment inspection was done by Marines. The girls were
found and off loaded. No body was disciplined.
After all, we are talking about SAILORS! What else can you expect!
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It was kill him, or he would kill us!
For Ned McIntosh, there are no nightmares about his two
years in the U.S. Navy during World War II.
There are memories, stories he willingly shares, details that remain clear in
his memory at 86 years old.
A native of Pittsburgh and resident of Berlin, he was a student at the
University of Pittsburgh when he enlisted in 1944 and was trained to be in the
communications division.
"When the war ended, pilots looked for prisoner of war camps. The Japanese had
held our prisoners of war, and a pilot asked if I wanted to go fly with him on a
bombardier to rescue them. It was quite an experience," he said.
When the plane descended to land on the ship, McIntosh looked down and was
stunned the vessel appeared as small as a postage stamp.
"I was gritting my teeth and white-knuckled," he said, laughing and reaching
down to pat Misty, the golden retriever with whom he and his wife, Elaine, share
their spacious home.
McIntosh was aboard the USS Yorktown, an aircraft carrier. During the war,
kamikaze planes crashed into American ships or dropped bombs on them.
The Yorktown was nicknamed "The Lucky Y" "because it has so many near misses,"
McIntosh said, and that proved true the day McIntosh, a signal officer, was on
the bridge of the ship, exposed and not protected, and a bomb was dropped.
It didn't explode, and he managed to get out of the way, below decks, before it
tore a hole through the ship and landed in the ocean.
"I was pretty scared when I came back and saw where it had gone through," he
said.
Another time, the crew on the Yorktown shot down a kamikaze plane. It landed
in the ocean and the Japanese pilot climbed out and was sitting on the wing when
the Americans threw him a lifeline from a boat sent to capture him as a prisoner
of war. He defiantly tossed away the lifeline.
The ship's captain knew there was a Japanese submarine in the area that could
rescue him, allowing him to fly and drop a bomb again, so he gave the order to
open fire, destroying the plane and killing the pilot.
A decade ago, the McIntoshes moved to Berlin. McIntosh went to Charlie's
Barbershop downtown for a haircut and noticed a picture of the Yorktown on the
wall. The men discovered they had served on the same ship.
More than 60 years later, he never forgot the experience of war.
"It obviously made me more mature and somewhat harder," he said. "I think I
missed a period of innocence, if you will, and became a different person."
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